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May 29, 2008

Apitude Test

Filed under: Intresting stuff, Jokes, Q&A — lol27 @ 4:35 pm

This is off topic but watever

VIEW COMMENTS FOR THE ANSWERS!

1. If you went to bed at 8 P.M. and set an old fashioned alarm for 9 A.M., how much sleep would you get?

2. Do they have a Fourth of July in England?

3. How many birthdays does the average man have?

4. Why can’t a man living in Winston-Salem, North Carolina be buried WEST of the Mississippi River?

5. If you had one haystack on the one side of a field and two on the other side and you added them together, how many haystacks would you have?

6. If you had only one match and entered a room that had an oil heater, a stove, and a gas lamp, which would you light first?

7. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every hour, how long would they last?

8. a man builds a square house, each side having a southern exposure, he looks out the window and sees a bear, what color is the bear?

9. How far can a black and white dog run into the woods?

10. Which is correct: 7 and 8 are 16, or 7 and 8 is 16?

11. How many outs in an inning of baseball?

12. There are two U.S. coins that total 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the two coins?

13. A farmer has 16 sheep, all but nine die, how many are left?

14. Divide ½ into 30 and add 10. How much do you have?

15. Two men are playing checkers. Each man wins five games. Each man plays five games. How can this be?

16. Take two apples from three apples. What do you have?

17. Is it legal for a man in Quincy Illinois to marry his widow’s sister?

18. How many species of each animal did Moses take with him aboard the Ark?

19. A woman gave a beggar 50 cents. The woman was the beggar’s sister, but the beggar was not the woman’s brother. How can this be?

20. The archaeologist who said they found a coin marked 46 B.C. was either kidding or lying, Why?

I got 12/20 right Good luck

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May 28, 2008

Sorry!!!

Filed under: Animal jokes, bloging, Jokes, Pics — lol27 @ 9:40 pm

Sorry but renriquez (my  bro/auther) Will not post until school is ova hes really busy!

 

 

May 24, 2008

Cinder block

Filed under: Jokes — lol27 @ 11:11 pm

A womens first child gos up to her mom and asks, “mom, why did you name me daisy?”

The mom says,”Because when you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head.

The women’s second child asks her,”Mommy, why did you name me rose?”

The mom replied,” because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head.

The lady’s third child starts interupting

Then the mom yells,” SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!”

May 21, 2008

Practical jokes

Filed under: Jokes, Practical jokes — lol27 @ 11:00 am

Heres some practical jokes of mine, i might be doing some utube vids on these!!!

Cold shower: take a glass of ice cold water (or an ice tray) and sneek in the bathroom when someones taking a shower and dump it over and in 2 the shower then RUNNNNN!!!!!!!

Sticking a glass of  water 2 the wall!:  bet someone that you can stick a glass of ICE cold water 2 the wall wit a rock. Chances are they wont think u can bcause u cant! so go to a wall ( i recamend u do it outside) and start trying to stick it 2 the wall wit the rock “accedintaly” drop the rock and ask them politely 2 get the rock for u when they bend down 2 get it pour the water on there head!!!  p.s. Be prepared 2 RUN and im not responsible if the run after u like a mad lion!!!

talk ltr

lol27

 

May 18, 2008

But hes gonna kick my ask

Filed under: Jokes, vids — lol27 @ 9:53 pm

 

lololololololol i cant stop laughin this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

lol27

May 17, 2008

New Auther

Filed under: bloging, improvements — lol27 @ 2:11 pm

Finnaly i have a new auther my older bro he probaly wont post alot but still! he might post later and introduce himself!!! ltr oh ya and now ill sign my screen name on all of my post so u can tell us apart!

                                                                                                                                                    lol27

BIG jake (Aaaahh)

Filed under: Bar jokes, Jokes — lol27 @ 2:06 pm

There was a new bartender in town. One night, a man ran into the bar and screamed, “RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, BIG JAKE IS COMIN’!”

Everybody ran out the door shrieking in fear, except the terrified bartender.

An enormous man with more tattoos than skin then stalked into the bar. He said, “I’ll take a vodka. Now.”

The petrified bartender hands him the bottle. He drains it, and then eats the shot glass, followed by the bottle. The bartender, quivering in fear, said, “Would you…would you like another?”

The hulking brute said, “No thanks. I’ve got to get out of here. Didn’t you hear? Big Jake is comin’!”

May 15, 2008

wat does it mean???

Filed under: Blonde Jokes, Jokes, Q&A — lol27 @ 10:19 pm

A blonde walks up to a red head and says “what does idk mean” red head says “i dont know ” blonde says ” OMG nobody knows”

srry i cant get a long one ill post ltr

May 14, 2008

Changes

Filed under: bloging, improvements — lol27 @ 5:31 pm

ive made some changes here!

1st my little pic (insted of mystery man i have this little kool dude)

2nd as u can c the backround on my blog

3rd my about me page

4th i changed my screen name 2 lol27 (instead of jte27)

5th im trying 2 get more authers on my site and thats it (i think)

oh ya and now im getting about 20 hits a day (improving)

and finnaly ill b posting mor pics like the one on my last post!!!

THATS IT!!! (for sure)

Do one Brave thing!!!

Filed under: Jokes — lol27 @ 5:23 pm

lol clik on it 2 make it BIGGER

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