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May 10, 2008

4 parachutes 5 people

Filed under: Court jokes/lawyer jokes, Jokes — lol27 @ 7:36 pm

there are 5 people in an airplane 1.The pilot 2.A lawyer 3.A doctor 4.A Preacher 5.And A kid

After they took-off one of the engines blew out and there were only 4 parachutes.

The Pilot says “there are five of us and only four parachutes, i dont know about you guys but im gettin out of here” so he takes a parachute and jumps.

The doctor says “I’ve saved hundreds of lives so i think i should go” so he takes a parachute and jumps.

The lawyer says “I’ve won hundreds of cases and am probably the smartest man alive so i think i should go” so he takes a parachute and jumps.

The preacher kneels down and says to the kid “I’ve live a long and happy life you should take the last parachute”

So the kid says “no you can take this one the lawyer jumped out with my backpack”

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