lol

May 10, 2008

4 parachutes 5 people

Filed under: Court jokes/lawyer jokes, Jokes — lol27 @ 7:36 pm

there are 5 people in an airplane 1.The pilot 2.A lawyer 3.A doctor 4.A Preacher 5.And A kid

After they took-off one of the engines blew out and there were only 4 parachutes.

The Pilot says “there are five of us and only four parachutes, i dont know about you guys but im gettin out of here” so he takes a parachute and jumps.

The doctor says “I’ve saved hundreds of lives so i think i should go” so he takes a parachute and jumps.

The lawyer says “I’ve won hundreds of cases and am probably the smartest man alive so i think i should go” so he takes a parachute and jumps.

The preacher kneels down and says to the kid “I’ve live a long and happy life you should take the last parachute”

So the kid says “no you can take this one the lawyer jumped out with my backpack”

Advertisements

Blog at WordPress.com.