May 29, 2008

Apitude Test

Filed under: Intresting stuff, Jokes, Q&A — lol27 @ 4:35 pm

This is off topic but watever


1. If you went to bed at 8 P.M. and set an old fashioned alarm for 9 A.M., how much sleep would you get?

2. Do they have a Fourth of July in England?

3. How many birthdays does the average man have?

4. Why can’t a man living in Winston-Salem, North Carolina be buried WEST of the Mississippi River?

5. If you had one haystack on the one side of a field and two on the other side and you added them together, how many haystacks would you have?

6. If you had only one match and entered a room that had an oil heater, a stove, and a gas lamp, which would you light first?

7. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every hour, how long would they last?

8. a man builds a square house, each side having a southern exposure, he looks out the window and sees a bear, what color is the bear?

9. How far can a black and white dog run into the woods?

10. Which is correct: 7 and 8 are 16, or 7 and 8 is 16?

11. How many outs in an inning of baseball?

12. There are two U.S. coins that total 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the two coins?

13. A farmer has 16 sheep, all but nine die, how many are left?

14. Divide ½ into 30 and add 10. How much do you have?

15. Two men are playing checkers. Each man wins five games. Each man plays five games. How can this be?

16. Take two apples from three apples. What do you have?

17. Is it legal for a man in Quincy Illinois to marry his widow’s sister?

18. How many species of each animal did Moses take with him aboard the Ark?

19. A woman gave a beggar 50 cents. The woman was the beggar’s sister, but the beggar was not the woman’s brother. How can this be?

20. The archaeologist who said they found a coin marked 46 B.C. was either kidding or lying, Why?

I got 12/20 right Good luck



  1. 1. one hour, old fashioned alarm clocks didn’t have AM and PM.

    2. Sure they do. It’s just not a holiday.

    3. Just one.

    4. Because he’s still living.

    5. One BIG one.

    6. The match

    7. Two hours. Take one now, take one in an hour, take one in another hour.

    8. White, it is a polar bear

    9. Halfway, then he’s running OUT.

    10. Neither. 7 and 8 is 15.

    11. Six in a full inning.

    12. One isn’t a nickel. The other one, however is. A nickel and a 50 cent piece.

    13. Nine.

    14. 70. Get a calculator!

    15. They weren’t playing each other.

    16. You have two apples, that’s what you took.

    17. Of course not, if she’s a widow then he’s dead.

    18. None. That was Noah.

    19. The beggar is the woman’s sister.

    20. It wasn’t called B.C. back then, Christ wasn’t born yet.

    Comment by lol27 — May 29, 2008 @ 4:39 pm

  2. 2 was kinda easy as i live in the UK

    Comment by juplm21 — March 29, 2009 @ 3:50 pm

  3. lol i got 11/20, and im azn… this is sad DX

    Comment by Pie — October 27, 2009 @ 10:10 pm

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