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April 9, 2008

lol

Filed under: Jokes, Mexican-Italian-etc — lol27 @ 9:35 am

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?”
“Sand,” answers Juan. The guard says, “We’ll just see about that; get off the bike.” The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.
The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man’s shoulders, and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, “What have you got?”
“Sand,” says Juan. The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, who crosses the border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events if repeated every week for three years. Finally, Juan doesn’t show up one day and the guard meets him in a cantina in Mexico.
“Hey, buddy,” says the guard, “I know you are smuggling something. It’s driving me crazy. It’s all I think about. I can’t sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?”
Juan sips his beer and smiles. “Bicycles.”                                       lloll.wordpress.com

March 17, 2008

Jokes someone posted

Filed under: Jokes, Mexican-Italian-etc, president jokes — lol27 @ 10:04 pm

Question: How could the 22nd and 24th U.S. presidents have the same parents but were not brothers?

answer: Grover Cleveland was elected president twice to become the 22nd and 24th president.

A farmer from Texas goes to Australia on vacation. There he meets an Australian farmer and gets talking. The Australian shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice that size!”

The Australian is annoyed at the Texan but doesn’t say anything. They walk around the farm a little, and the Australian farmer shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately replies, “We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”

The conversation has died down when the Texan sees some kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks the Aussie, “What are those?”

The Australian replies with an incredulous look, “Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”

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