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July 13, 2008

Blonde, Lawyer, & Salesman Jokes

a blonde,brunette,and a red head decided to go on a game show.The object of the game was to walk up 100 stairs without laughing at the joke the host tells you.So the host tells then they’re joke then they begin walking.The brunette made it to the 10th step,the red haired girl made it to the 28th step.The blonde made it all the way up to the 100th step then started laughing.Reporters began sorrounding the blonde and asked how did you do that. She answered I just got the joke


A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked –
“Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?”

Aghast, the man said, “are you NUTS?, that’s robbery!”

The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again –
“Sir, since you are a bit irate, I’ll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?

Again, the man replies bluntly – “you must be crazy pal, now go away!”

The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy –
“Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much”.

Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
“HEY,” he snarled, “this brownie tastes like crap!!!”

“It is,” replied the salesman. “Wanna buy some mouthwash?”

 

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field.

Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.

A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer, “Were they all dead?”

The old farmer replied, “Well, some of them said they weren’t, but you know how them politicians lie.” \

~lol27~

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June 15, 2008

Hey!

Filed under: bloging, Jokes, work jokes — lol27 @ 4:05 pm

Hey guys i forgot to tell alll of u that i was going on a cruise!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats y i didnt post for the last week the cruise was awesome it was my 2nd family annual cruise it was a 7 day cruise we went to 1st GRAND CAYMAN On the island we went to hell : an rock form that formed a long time ago and the called it hell then we went to the turtle farm Talk about Kool the turtles wer HUGE then we saw smaller ones and we accutally got to catch them lol then put them back 😦   2nd we went to ROTON in HONDOROUS and wasnt that great the only kool thing was seeing iguanas i mean i see igaunas alot wer i live but ther wer atleast 100+ it was crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3rd Then we went to Belize it was reaaaallllllyyyyy kool we saw the maya ruins there was really good sights 4th last but not least COZMEL MEXICO  Ther was a kool beach and alot of funny shirts ( i might post cruise pics ltr ) and then this guy wore clothes that looked like a statue then painted his skin the color of his clothes it looked like platinum and then when someone got near he jumped out at them and scared the living daylights out of em` lol  And thats it ltr dudes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heres a joke:

WORKING FOR MICROSOFT:
Computer novices may feel like they’re alone
these days, but some of the following calls to
IBM’s help center show there are plenty of people
out there who still are inching onto the information superhighway.

After a caller gave a technician her PC’s serial
number, he scanned a database of registered
users and responded, “I see you have an Aptiva”
desktop unit. Before he could say another word,
the caller shrieked and said she’d be right back.
When the customer returned, the technician
asked if she was all right. The caller responded:
“Had I realized you could see me,
I never would have telephoned in my bathrobe.”
A customer who had just received a laptop
computer asked about the power-saving feature
known as “hibernate.” Would this hibernate device
work in the spring and summer, the caller asked.
Another caller explained she had received a gift of
software on 5.25-inch diskettes, but she had only
a 3.5-inch disk drive on her computer.
The technician said she had two options:
Get a second disk drive, or use 3.5-inch diskettes.
The customer called back later, now complaining
that her disk drive was making a terrible noise.
And this despite the fact that she was using
a 3.5-inch diskette, she said. After a bunch of
questions, the technician determined the caller
had used a pair of scissors to trim the 5.25-inch
diskettes to fit the 3.5-inch drive.

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April 9, 2008

Work!!! lol

Filed under: Jokes, work jokes — lol27 @ 12:47 pm

 

office humor
office humor

 




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