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August 19, 2008

Wendys!!!

lol look at this pic i made

Hope you like it!

~lol27~

This is why you dont eat McDonalds to much

Filed under: Animal jokes, Jokes — Tags: , , , , , , , , , — lol27 @ 7:56 pm

Heres a funny pic!

LOL

hope you liked it!

~lol27~

July 17, 2008

Another Blonde joke

Filed under: Blonde Jokes, Jokes — Tags: , , , , , — lol27 @ 2:26 pm

1.yawn whens nap time again i’m getting tired of this patient.

2. what is this thing deep in there? No dont touch!! that. wait what is that thing anyway?

3. how come its all red?how about we make it green!

4. if this guy had an apple a day he wouldn’t be here.sigh

5. how long should we go to college? we didn’t go yet right

6. Hey look! If you push on this thing cherry juice stuff comes out the other side! that reminds me lets go have lunch ok.

7. why is this so pointy? lets see what it does.

8. oops this thing that looks like a balloon just broke is that ok?<img src=”?” alt=”” />?<img src=”?” alt=”” />?!?

9. its gonna blow!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. this was moving a second ago right?

UPDATE: I’m looking for a new Editor! I would really like them to be in charge of these pages:

Games!!!, vids and ~SUBMIT A JOKE~ but i’m also looking for  an auther to help me post jokes!!!!

Please comment if you want to take one of these jobs im looking for both of those jobs. Keep in mind that

an auther can only post jokes and an editor can post and edit but the editor im hiring can ONLY edit The

three pages i mentioned up there and every once in a while post a joke!

Remeber first who puts in there email gets the job they want!!!

 

a blonde,brunette,and a red head decided to go on a game show.The object of the game was to walk up 100 stairs without laughing at the joke the host tells you.So the host tells then they’re joke then they begin walking.The brunette made it to the 10th step,the red haired girl made it to the 28th step.The blonde made it all the way up to the 100th step then started laughing.Reporters began sorrounding the blonde and asked how did you do that. She answered I just got the joke

~lol27~

please visit my new page!

its ~SUBMIT A JOKE~(NEW PAGE)

July 13, 2008

Blonde, Lawyer, & Salesman Jokes

a blonde,brunette,and a red head decided to go on a game show.The object of the game was to walk up 100 stairs without laughing at the joke the host tells you.So the host tells then they’re joke then they begin walking.The brunette made it to the 10th step,the red haired girl made it to the 28th step.The blonde made it all the way up to the 100th step then started laughing.Reporters began sorrounding the blonde and asked how did you do that. She answered I just got the joke


A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked –
“Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?”

Aghast, the man said, “are you NUTS?, that’s robbery!”

The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again –
“Sir, since you are a bit irate, I’ll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?

Again, the man replies bluntly – “you must be crazy pal, now go away!”

The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy –
“Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much”.

Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
“HEY,” he snarled, “this brownie tastes like crap!!!”

“It is,” replied the salesman. “Wanna buy some mouthwash?”

 

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field.

Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.

A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer, “Were they all dead?”

The old farmer replied, “Well, some of them said they weren’t, but you know how them politicians lie.” \

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June 27, 2008

tons of funny jokes

Filed under: Jokes — Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , — lol27 @ 5:50 pm

One happy day in elementary school, the day after the yankee’s lost to the red sox in the playoffs, A teacher decided to talk about her stupification the previous day out of shock.

Teacher: Hello class

The Entire Class: Hello Mrs. White!!!

Teacher: Ok class I want to start today off by asking what everyone’s favorite baseball team is…

The Entire Class: THE YANKEE’S!!!

A single innocent girl: The Boston Red Sox!

The teacher is amazed by this single student who doesn’t follow what everyone else is saying…

Teacher asks: Why do you like the Red Sox?

Innocent girl: because my mommie and daddie do!

Teacher: Well hon, if you make all of your decsions based on what your parents think you’ll never be independant!

Innocent girl: NUH UHHHH!!!

Teacher: Yes, you will, say if your parents were moron’s what would that make you?

The innocent girl smirks devilishly and says: A yankee fan!

 

yo mamma so fat,  she jumped off the empire state building,

i didnt think it was funny but the ground sure cracked up.

 

there where three married men sitting on top of a building who were sick of the lunches that their wives made them every day. so the first one said “if i get a pb&j sandwich one more time then ill jump off this building.” his wife made him pb&j and the man jumped of the building and died. his wife was interviewed and she said that she had no clue that he didnt like it.

the second man said “if i get a ham and cheese sandwich one more time then ill jump off this building.” his wife made him a ham&cheese sandwich and the man jumped of the building and died. his wife was interviewed and she said that she had no clue that he didnt like it.

the third man said “if i get a peanut butter and honey sandwich one more time then ill jump off this building.” his wife made him a peanut butter and honey sandwich and the man jumped of the building and died. his wife was interviewed and she said “dont look at me. he made his own lunch.

 

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the cat fall out of the tree? because it was strapped to the monkey why did the tree fall over? because it thought they were playing a game

 

One day in a forest, a bear spotted a rabbit. Not having eaten for a while the bear chases the rabbit. After about 5 minutes, a Genie pops up and holds up his hand. The rabbit and bear screach to a stop before the genie. “I shall grant you both 3 wishes,” the genie said, “If you, Bear, do not eat Rabbit.” “OKAY!!!” the bear roared, “But I get to go first!” “Very well,” the Genie said. “Your first wish is?” “Uh….” The bear wondered. “I wish that every bear in the forest was a girl-bear!” The Genie clapped his hands. “Now it’s your turn rabbit.” “Okay, I wish that I had a motercycle,” The rabbit wished. The Genie clapped his hands. “Now it’s your turn bear.” “I wish that every bear in the WORLD was a girl-bear!” The Genie clapped his hands. “Now it’s your turn rabbit.” “Okay, I wish that I had a helmet,” The Genie clapped his hands. “Now for your final wish Bear.” “I wish that every bear in the UNIVERSE was a girl-bear!!!” The Genie clapped his hands. “Now for your final wish Rabbit.” The rabbit put on his helmet, revved the engine, and looked back towards the bear. “I wish you were gay,” and he drove off.

 

 

lol hope you enjoyed them! I cant post for the weekend im going on vacation! :  ) Have fun!

June 18, 2008

Aaaaaaaaaghhhhh

Filed under: Animal jokes, Holiday vacation, Husband & wife jokes, Jokes — Tags: , , , , , , , — lol27 @ 9:58 pm

YOU HAVE TO READ THIS FIRST BEFORE LOOKING AT THE PICTURE


Family on vacation in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience.  His son wanted a picture of his mom and dad in all their gear so he got the under water camera ready to go. When it came to taking the picture the dad realized that the son looked like he was panicking as he took it and gave the ‘OK’ hand sign to see if he was all right.   

 

 

 

 

 


 
 
 
 
 



Try to tell me you wouldn’t have emptied your Entire digestive system right at the point you saw it!!!
Would you have stayed to take the picture??

 

 




Maybe what saved them was that the shark wasn’t hungry, they were in the water not on the surface, and there was no fear coming from them only because they were not aware. Probably better that the kid didn’t point for them to look behind them.

Apperantly this is a try story             omg i wouldv ben scared out of my mind!!!!!!!!!!!

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