lol look at this pic i made
Hope you like it!
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One day a teacher is talking to her 2nd grade class about how Jonah couldn’t possibly have survived inside a fish.
A little girl raises her hand, “Teacher, don’t worry. When I get to heaven I’ll ask him if he was in a fish for you”
The teacher looks stunned.
“And how do you know that he’ll be in heaven,” Asked the teacher, “What if he’s in hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you can ask him.”
YOU HAVE TO READ THIS FIRST BEFORE LOOKING AT THE PICTURE
Family on vacation in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience. His son wanted a picture of his mom and dad in all their gear so he got the under water camera ready to go. When it came to taking the picture the dad realized that the son looked like he was panicking as he took it and gave the ‘OK’ hand sign to see if he was all right.
Try to tell me you wouldn’t have emptied your Entire digestive system right at the point you saw it!!!Would you have stayed to take the picture??
Maybe what saved them was that the shark wasn’t hungry, they were in the water not on the surface, and there was no fear coming from them –only because they were not aware. Probably better that the kid didn’t point for them to look behind them.
Apperantly this is a try story omg i wouldv ben scared out of my mind!!!!!!!!!!!
a man walks into a diner carrying a dog under his arm he puts the dog on the counter and announces that the dog can talk and hes willing to bet 100 dollars to anybody who says he cant the cook quickly takes the bet and asks wats the thingon top of this building that keeps the rain out? the dog answers roof they cook said im not payin and says double or nothin and they both agree and then the cook asks whos the greatest baseball player of all time and the dog answers “RUTH” with that the cook picks them both up and tosses them out on the street as they bounce on the side walk the dog looks at the owner and says “was it DiMaggio?” lol