Ok, instead of making a joke today I’m making a whole new page!!!!
The page is Funny Pics!!! So go to the page for some awesome funny pictures!
~lol27~
November 4, 2008
October 23, 2008
Ummm… What should the title be???
LOL heres a funny joke (its acttualy a true story but I made it into a joke hehehe)
At a party A guy named John went up to some lady (that was on the heavier side… ok fat) and said “Your FAT!” Then John went back to his friend, Richard. Richard said, “you should go apolgize”, that really hurt her feelings. So John said whatever and went over there. He told her, “I’m sorry that your fat”
Thats it for now!
Peace!
~lol27~
September 18, 2008
Old Favorite
Heres one of those things I pulled up thats gettig lost in the Archives
August 24, 2008
August 19, 2008
August 17, 2008
LOL
July 31, 2008
Thanks!!!
Blonde joke:
A blonde woman walks into a hairdresser.
Blonde: Just a trim but dont take off the headphones
The haridresser cuts her hair
The next day another blonde walks in.
Blonde: a little off the sides but dont take off the headphones
The hairdresser does what she says
The next day the hairdresser gets suspicous
So another blonde walks in.
Blonde: A small trim. DONT TAKE OFF THE HEADPHONES
The hairdresser takes off the headphones
The blonde chokes and dies.
The hairdresser puts on the headphones
Voice: breathe in breath out breathe in breathe out
Thanks to: Bednow!!!!!!!!!!
He didn’t say his blog/website but I know it so i’ll post it (I no it)
http://bidnow.wordpress.com Thanks!!!!
Comment if that isn’t your site!!!!
~lol27~
P.s.
Im working and helping my cousin’s site it’s about the jo bro’s ( I HATE THEM )
I help with all the blog stuff behind the scene’s and teach her everything.
Heres the link: http://imanangel.wordpress.com Please visit!!!
July 17, 2008
Another Blonde joke
1.yawn whens nap time again i’m getting tired of this patient.
2. what is this thing deep in there? No dont touch!! that. wait what is that thing anyway?
3. how come its all red?how about we make it green!
4. if this guy had an apple a day he wouldn’t be here.sigh
5. how long should we go to college? we didn’t go yet right
6. Hey look! If you push on this thing cherry juice stuff comes out the other side! that reminds me lets go have lunch ok.
7. why is this so pointy? lets see what it does.
8. oops this thing that looks like a balloon just broke is that ok?<img src=”?” alt=”” />?<img src=”?” alt=”” />?!?
9. its gonna blow!!!!!!!!!!!!
10. this was moving a second ago right?
UPDATE: I’m looking for a new Editor! I would really like them to be in charge of these pages:
Games!!!, vids and ~SUBMIT A JOKE~ but i’m also looking for an auther to help me post jokes!!!!
Please comment if you want to take one of these jobs im looking for both of those jobs. Keep in mind that
an auther can only post jokes and an editor can post and edit but the editor im hiring can ONLY edit The
three pages i mentioned up there and every once in a while post a joke!
Remeber first who puts in there email gets the job they want!!!
a blonde,brunette,and a red head decided to go on a game show.The object of the game was to walk up 100 stairs without laughing at the joke the host tells you.So the host tells then they’re joke then they begin walking.The brunette made it to the 10th step,the red haired girl made it to the 28th step.The blonde made it all the way up to the 100th step then started laughing.Reporters began sorrounding the blonde and asked how did you do that. She answered I just got the joke
~lol27~
please visit my new page!
its ~SUBMIT A JOKE~(NEW PAGE)
July 13, 2008
Blonde, Lawyer, & Salesman Jokes
a blonde,brunette,and a red head decided to go on a game show.The object of the game was to walk up 100 stairs without laughing at the joke the host tells you.So the host tells then they’re joke then they begin walking.The brunette made it to the 10th step,the red haired girl made it to the 28th step.The blonde made it all the way up to the 100th step then started laughing.Reporters began sorrounding the blonde and asked how did you do that. She answered I just got the joke
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked –
“Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?”
Aghast, the man said, “are you NUTS?, that’s robbery!”
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again –
“Sir, since you are a bit irate, I’ll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?
Again, the man replies bluntly – “you must be crazy pal, now go away!”
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy –
“Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much”.
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
“HEY,” he snarled, “this brownie tastes like crap!!!”
“It is,” replied the salesman. “Wanna buy some mouthwash?”
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field.
Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.
A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer, “Were they all dead?”
The old farmer replied, “Well, some of them said they weren’t, but you know how them politicians lie.” \
~lol27~
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